Yo mamma spends more time on her knees than Kamala Harris.
Yo mammas so fat her mail got it's own zip code.
Yo momma is so fat when she calls a taxi they send a garbage truck
Yo mamma is so ugly the guberment uses her for chasing Sasquatch out of the mountains
Yo momma is so fat when she throws a hissy fit and stamps her foot it causes an earthquake that measures 6.8 on the Richter scale and can be felt 4 states away.
Yo mamma is so ugly the guberment uses her for chasing Sasquatch out of the mountains
Yo momma is so fat when she throws a hissy fit and stamps her foot it causes an earthquake that measures 6.8 on the Richter scale and can be felt 4 states away.
Yo mamma so nasty they gotta pile shxx around her house just to keep the flies offa her.
I don’t get it? Neither does she since it was sent thru USPS!…. Bazinga.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo Momma so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W s
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