Yo momma jokes.

[1911DA]

yo momma is so fat she buys her clothes at Oklahoma tent and awning company

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Yo mama's like a light switch, anyone can turn her on.

 

[HoLeChit]

Trampolines actually used to be called jump-o-lines, that is, until yo mamma jumped on one.

 

[HoLeChit]

Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

 

[HoLeChit]

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Yo mamma's so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

 

[HoLeChit]

Yo mama so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls out on both sides.

Yo mama so nasty her first six lessons in driver’s ed were getting her used to the front seat.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

 

[HoLeChit]

Last one and I’m done for a while. I keep remembering these and I gotta stop and do other things, lol.


Yo mama so nasty, she keeps her fish in her beer cooler.

 

[swampratt]

What is wrong with the last one???

 

[Camo]

Your momma is so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke.