You're stuck in the woods, what would you choose

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

becker_atc

Sharpshooter
Special Hen
Joined
Jul 3, 2010
Messages
1,277
Reaction score
85
Location
grady/noble county
Neither. I'd show up with my camera. Then I could "document" events for later laughs or blackmail.

I see a profit possibility here.

Target rich environment


This soaker ought to hold a half gallon at least !
img.tapatalk.com_d_14_04_27_y2ugu7er.jpg



Sent via message in a bottle
 

Mr.Glock

Sharpshooter
Supporting Member
Special Hen Supporter
Joined
Feb 2, 2014
Messages
8,168
Reaction score
9,053
Location
Noneubusiness
Since 9mm isn't a lethal round, I guess I could try to give a bear alcohol poisoning.

I chose the Glock. Then I would invite FullAuto to stick the Crown Royal loaded between my eyeballs and I will stick the Glock between his eyeballs, pull the triggers and see which one would be not lethal. LOL!! Haaaaaaaa!

Then, if another guy comes along with a Super Soaker with more Crown, I would talk him into going bear hunting with me, and let him have first shot since mine would not be lehal.

Then I would take both Super Soakers, the Glock and hunt down the ladies that were mentioned above!
 

Johnny

Sharpshooter
Special Hen
Joined
Sep 8, 2010
Messages
4,901
Reaction score
841
Location
Fort Gibson
Man. What woods do y'all hang out in? There is nothing around here that a Glock will take care of that a stick won't. If you are talking about the Alaskan woods a Glock Is probably not goin to get it down either.

Except over by Stilwell. Them woods have Bigfoot everywhere.
 

Latest posts

Top Bottom