OK, between looking at finalizing our final arrangements so our kids don't have to deal with them, and watching "Walking Dead", my wife and I have made some decisions.
We want to be cremated. Low cost, don't care what happens to the body after we are done with it. Also keeps the Buried Alive scenario out of play.
Just in case for some reason, cremation does not take place, we need to put a provision in our will that to prevent re-animation, the remaining spouse or family designee put a well placed round into our cranial cavity. Doesn't have to be a 357 Magnum, a 22LR will do fine. Remember, it is just an insurance policy.
I also think in the event of burial, instead of cremation, we are to be buried face down, so that if we re-animate, when we try to dig out of the coffin, we end up digging deeper into the earth, and therefore do not harm the living.
So, just wondering if JB or MyMonkey would be willing to draft the necessary paperwork to insure our eternal rest?
We want to be cremated. Low cost, don't care what happens to the body after we are done with it. Also keeps the Buried Alive scenario out of play.
Just in case for some reason, cremation does not take place, we need to put a provision in our will that to prevent re-animation, the remaining spouse or family designee put a well placed round into our cranial cavity. Doesn't have to be a 357 Magnum, a 22LR will do fine. Remember, it is just an insurance policy.
I also think in the event of burial, instead of cremation, we are to be buried face down, so that if we re-animate, when we try to dig out of the coffin, we end up digging deeper into the earth, and therefore do not harm the living.
So, just wondering if JB or MyMonkey would be willing to draft the necessary paperwork to insure our eternal rest?
