Old Farts Official Bedlam Bash thread.

[Old Fart]

“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

 

[Old Fart]

What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?
A. Relative Humidity.

 

[Old Fart]

Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Norman, OK?
A. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

 

[Old Fart]

Did you hear about the Oklahoma linebacker who stole a police car?
He saw “911″ on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

 

[Old Fart]

Did you hear about the new honor system at OU?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.

 

[Old Fart]

OU has hired a new defensive coordinator.
Johnny Cochran starts on Monday.

A little boy and his mother were walking in a Norman cemetary when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an Oklahoma graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

Why cant Bob Stoops eat cereal?
Because he chokes when he gets near bowls!!

How come Bob Stoops eats Cereal on a plate?
Because he lost the last five bowls.

Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops has decided to dress only 20 players for this weekends game.
The other players will have to dress themselves.

That's it. I'm finished.

 

[Istandalone]

When you see someone in an OSU hat you know that person has been out deer hunting. When you see someone in an OU hat you know that person probably graduated from college.

What you meant to say. Something about hunter orange and OSU

 

[PUMPKIN]

NCAA Division I championships : 49

You guys need to be more specific.

Well the thread does say bedlam and this saturday is bedlam. I assumed we were talking football not Boy on Boy leatard action. The closest OSU will ever get to a National Football championship is about 81 miles.

 

[surjimmy]

Do you know how to get to Stillwater? Go North on I-35 until you smell S#@T, then go East until you step in it.

 

[1911Sooner]

Lets hope Bedlam doesn't turn out like this again...