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What does the average OSU football player get on his ACT test? Drool.

What are the best four years of an OSU graduate's life? Third grade
 

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Ice is no longer available in Stillwater on the OSU campus. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Earlier this year OSU women began showing up at clinics around Stillwater with little red dots covering their faces and bodies. Doctors were mystified about the dots and began running tests on the girls. Finally, the doctors concluded that the dots were actually left by 10 ft poles.
 

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If you have a car containing a sooner football player, a sooner basketball player, and a sooner baseball player, who is driving the car?
The cop.
 

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