Old Farts Official Bedlam Bash thread.

[4play]

What does the average OSU football player get on his ACT test? Drool.

What are the best four years of an OSU graduate's life? Third grade

 

[Larry Morgan]

What is the difference between an OU grad and a large pizza?

Large pizza can feed a family of four.

Oh SNAP!
hehe

How do you recognize a Sooner on your doorstep?


He'll be holding the pizza.

(Yeah, that joke could work for either side, but whatever )

 

[Old Fart]

How many sooners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they get 3 credit hours for it.

No,No,No... The joke goes...

How man OU freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb????

None, Thats a sophmore course..

 

[Cinaet]

Ice is no longer available in Stillwater on the OSU campus. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Earlier this year OSU women began showing up at clinics around Stillwater with little red dots covering their faces and bodies. Doctors were mystified about the dots and began running tests on the girls. Finally, the doctors concluded that the dots were actually left by 10 ft poles.

 

[Old Fart]

If you have a car containing a sooner football player, a sooner basketball player, and a sooner baseball player, who is driving the car?
The cop.

 

[jstaylor62]

When is the last time OSU beat Texas and Oklahoma in the same year?

NEVER!

 

[Larry Morgan]

When is the last time OSU beat Texas and Oklahoma in the same year?

NEVER!

Silly people with your implications that correlation automatically means causation.

 

[Old Fart]

How many sooners does it take to tackle Kendal Hunter?
I don’t know, but it’s more than eleven.

 

[338Shooter]

When is the last time OSU beat Texas and Oklahoma in the same year?

NEVER!

When's the last time OSU had a 10 win regular season?

NEVER.

Doesn't really mean much now does it?

 

[870WingBlaster]

Oklahoma currently leads the series 80-15-7.

Enough of a bash for yah