Old Farts Official Bedlam Bash thread.

[Old Fart]

how many national championships has OSU ever won? None! hahahahahaha

someone needs to dig up the picture of the skeleton in a OSU jersey holding the sign that said "waiting on a national championship"

NCAA Division I championships : 49

You guys need to be more specific.

 

[CHenry]

NCAA Division I championships : 49

You guys need to be more specific.

 

[Larry Morgan]

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[338Shooter]

NCAA Division I championships : 49

You guys need to be more specific.

Cowgirls Soccer team is working on number 50 too. Elite 8 game on Friday night.

 

[HMFIC]

What is the difference between an OU grad and a large pizza?

Large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between an OSU grad and a park bench?

Park bench can support 4 people.

 

[338Shooter]

This guy is an idiot. You can tell by the OU decal in the back glass.

 

[CHenry]

This guy is an idiot. You can tell by the OU decal in the back glass.

Thats the gawd awfullest truck i ever seen....

 

[papal]

Silly people with your implications that correlation automatically means causation.

remember, they're OU fans...they don't know the difference. ;-)

 

[ExSniper]

When you see someone in an OSU hat you know that person probably went to college. When you see someone in an OU hat you know that person probably went to Walmart.

 

[Old Fart]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Oklahoma sooner. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are sooners too. No one really caring what an Oklahoma sooner is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a sooner." Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "Why, I'm a proud Oklahoma State Cowboy," boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Cowboy. "Well, my mom and dad are Cowboys, so I'm a Cowboy too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" After a pause, and a smile. "Then," says Johnny, "I'd be a sooner."