I finally shot a glock

[Dave70968]

What do ya wanna know, specifically? Basically, you just polish all the moving parts of the trigger mechanism with a q-tip and some polishing compound ...

...and when you're done, it feels like you're pulling the trigger through smooth peanut butter.

 

[TedKennedy]

...and when you're done, it feels like you're pulling the trigger through smooth peanut butter.

That's cool. I did notice the other day, when some guys and myself were setting up some outside structure, that many of the "men" had really soft, feminine hands. Most of them were not used to manual labor, so I'm guessing those kinds of guys would much prefer a really smooth, easy-to-pull trigger.

 

[Commander Keen]

I like my GLOCKs for the same reason I like my computer: the simple point-and-click interface.

 

[Bluewing]

WOW! from this thread, i just realized when talking about guns i am the male version of a gun nymphomaniac....i want 'em ALLLL...i want ALLL the ammo....ALLL the guns ....give me allllll of themmm!
Big guns. Little guns. Evil black guns. Snow white fancy guns. Plain guns..............ALL of them. Even the bad ones...i can shoot the bad ones with the good ones. hahahahahahah

I better go eat. My sugar level is a little jacked.

 

[TerryMiller]

I have an enormous tool. I mean, this thing is huge. It's brought every women I've been with to tears.

So, was that a sum total of one?

And, did you have an onion in your hand?

 

[TerryMiller]

WOW! from this thread, i just realized when talking about guns i am the male version of a gun nymphomaniac....i want 'em ALLLL...i want ALLL the ammo....ALLL the guns ....give me allllll of themmm!
Big guns. Little guns. Evil black guns. Snow white fancy guns. Plain guns..............ALL of them. Even the bad ones...i can shoot the bad ones with the good ones. hahahahahahah

I better go eat. My sugar level is a little jacked.

Boy, I'll say. You neither praised nor criticized the Glocks.

 

[uncle money bags]

I have an enormous tool. I mean, this thing is huge. It's brought every women I've been with to tears of laughter.

Thats better.

That's cool. I did notice the other day, when some guys and myself were setting up some outside structure, that many of the "men" had really soft, feminine hands. Most of them were not used to manual labor, so I'm guessing those kinds of guys would much prefer a really smooth, easy-to-pull trigger.

slow clap.

 

[BadgeBunny]

WOW! from this thread, i just realized when talking about guns i am the male version of a gun nymphomaniac....i want 'em ALLLL...i want ALLL the ammo....ALLL the guns ....give me allllll of themmm!
Big guns. Little guns. Evil black guns. Snow white fancy guns. Plain guns..............ALL of them. Even the bad ones...i can shoot the bad ones with the good ones. hahahahahahah

I better go eat. My sugar level is a little jacked.

Lol ... now THIS is the right answer ...

 

[Ace_on_the_Turn]

So, was that a sum total of one?

And, did you have an onion in your hand?

She said to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I did her twice and slapped her.

 

[Johnny]

I like my GLOCKs for the same reason I like my computer: the simple point-and-click interface.

So you are saying you are simple minded, or rather Glocks are for simple people.

Just joking with ya Commander

It has been a long time since I have seen a thread produce so many good one liners and butthurt. Bravo people I have gotten a good laugh from this one.