Favorite poem from the good old days around the boys campfire on scout campouts.
Favorite poem from the good old days around the boys campfire on scout campouts.
This is all old news it has been around for a long time and employers knows about it and they calculate it in on their pay scales but it in turn hurts those that dont take them kind of privileges there is 2 groups of people this dont apply to and they are the higher ups of any company and .gov employees the gov is the last group to figure anything out.
One of the bests I've seen in a port a john:
I've sh*t off a mountain and I've sh*t off a rock but I'll be dam'd if I sh*t off the clock.
I've sh*t off a mountain and I've sh*t off a rock but I'll be dam'd if I sh*t off the clock.
Hey, sometimes the Browns have to make it to the Super Bowl, ok?
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If I have to use the throne anywhere but at home, it’s the act of a desperate man.
An old timer told me when I started in the trades, the perfect parasite doesn’t kill the host. I worked for my last company 25 years and had a great bosses. Some years they made a killing, other years I probably earned more than them.
With a ******** for a boss all bets are off. But good companies should be nurtured, not abused.
An old timer told me when I started in the trades, the perfect parasite doesn’t kill the host. I worked for my last company 25 years and had a great bosses. Some years they made a killing, other years I probably earned more than them.
With a ******** for a boss all bets are off. But good companies should be nurtured, not abused.
Good grief. It never ceases to amaze me the habits/hangups men have about the toilet. Company's time, my time, you gotta go, you gotta go.
Personally I'd ruther dump in the woods. Takes a lot of worry out of how long you can stay in the deer stand, and odds are pretty good some **** truck driver hasn't just been there.
And according to some, it may even attract deer!
Personally I'd ruther dump in the woods. Takes a lot of worry out of how long you can stay in the deer stand, and odds are pretty good some **** truck driver hasn't just been there.
And according to some, it may even attract deer!
1. Little Johnny: “Teacher, do farts have lumps?”
Teacher: “No.”
Little Johnny: “Then I just sh*t my pants.”
2. Why are turds tapered on the end?
So your a**hole doesn’t slam shut.
Teacher: “No.”
Little Johnny: “Then I just sh*t my pants.”
2. Why are turds tapered on the end?
So your a**hole doesn’t slam shut.
If the boss wants to monitor people in the restroom it will sound like Leslie Nielsen when he forgot he was wearing the microphone at the press briefing.
