A Million Dimes Stolen From Parked Trailer

[SoonerP226]

Don’t those machines then spit out a receipt that you take into the bank to deposit the funds into your account? That’s how it’s done at my institution.

The ones at the bank are like that, but the ones in Walmarts, etc, aren’t doing that. Coinstar says you can turn it into an eGift card with no with no fees, or convert it into folding money with a fee:
https://www.coinstar.com/getcash

 

[ssgrock3]

I wanna know how you spend that many dimes without being super obvious.

Casino

 

[okietool]

Cash them in at a casino.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Take 'em to a five & dime store.
Who Are The Remaining Five & Dime Stores In The US?

 

[okietool]

Hmm. 12 Gauge diy slugs.

 

[Cold Smoke]

Hmm. 12 Gauge diy slugs.

“Best buck fifty I ever spent....”

 

[BobbyV]

Don’t those machines then spit out a receipt that you take into the bank to deposit the funds into your account? That’s how it’s done at my institution.

I don't know. I've never used one.