Am I paranoid?

[RickN]

Am I being paranoid? I can usually be found sitting at my desk if I am not working on something. I just realized I have 3 handguns, 7 knives, 4 multi-tools also with knife blades, and several reloads for each handgun all in my desk. 9 swords and a battleaxe close by. In the closet is a 12 ga and several more knives.

I am beginning to think I need to trade off some multi-tools at least. Maybe a sword or two. Not sure if I can bring myself to trade a knife or two or not.

What say you oh great and all knowing OSA? Should I lighten the load in my office and desk, or just move more to other rooms?

 

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[Aries]

The fact that you are paranoid does not necessarily exclude the possibility that everyone really IS out to get you.

 

[XYZ]

No

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

You need to add some rifles to that list.

 

[Slim Deal]

You should stash a Flammenwerer under your desk. You never know when you might need to light someone up.

 

[retrieverman]

Am I being paranoid? I can usually be found sitting at my desk if I am not working on something. I just realized I have 3 handguns, 7 knives, 4 multi-tools also with knife blades, and several reloads for each handgun all in my desk. 9 swords and a battleaxe close by. In the closet is a 12 ga and several more knives.

I am beginning to think I need to trade off some multi-tools at least. Maybe a sword or two. Not sure if I can bring myself to trade a knife or two or not.

What say you oh great and all knowing OSA? Should I lighten the load in my office and desk, or just move more to other rooms?

There’s two questions here that I think need to be answered separately.
“Are you paranoid?” I’ve got the impression you were nuts for years, so I’d yeah you’re probably paranoid, but do you need to sell what weapons you’ve got, nope.

 

[swampratt]

Paranoid and prepared are 2 different things.
I feel you are surrounded by things that love you like a young child with their stuffed animals.
This knife is so cute. Aren't you cute little knifey. Yes you are Yes you are.
Now go play with swardie.
Knifey and swardie are bestest friends.



CLICK!
Now where is that picture of the pimpled up fattie in a bathing suit.
Eye bleach time Take that OSA HA HA HA!!!!!

 

[bigred1]

Add a credenza.....

 

[TwoShoots]

Do you keep the blades around because "I LIK SWOOORDZZZZ!" or because you really think someone is going to break into your house, shoot your wife and dog, and your old wrinkles are going to jump up like a Templar Knight and cleave them asunder? - Sell. You're not only tarded, you're re tarded..

Do you keep them around because you sincerely love the way they're made, know they're not an investment but instead just something you like to look at, and will never use in battle, but will enjoy seeing around the house? - Keep, you're just a man with a hobby.