Austin Bombs

[D. Hargrove]

It definitely doesn't have the same ring as "1060 West Addison."

Nah, I stay out of Chicago when at all possible, bad gun laws ya know...

 

[TerryMiller]

Let me spell it out. Dont open suspicious packages. IE ones you were not expecting

Duh. Also, the contaminated packages were national news. And, also, DUH! Gee, we worry about suspicious packages at the airport, and everywhere else, and "if you see something, say something," but an unexpected package from nobody I know shows up on my door? Sounds legit!

Perhaps this will come as a surprise to you guys, but not everyone keeps up with the news.

 

[rc508pir]

Nah, I stay out of Chicago when at all possible, bad gun laws ya know...

2nd that