Please remember that animal abuse is illegal and illegal activities are not allowed to be promoted here ... not even if it was meant as a bad joke ...
I think most people here fully support a rule eschewing any support for animal abuse. The problem is that I, and apparently others, have trouble understanding how discussing defending oneself against an attacking dog - and the possible legal angles of that - could be considered "animal abuse". Not really complaining just explaining from my point of view and trying to understand your intent.