California town appoints two illegals commissioners

[Defnestor]

I mean stop calling me 'white'. I'm more like "greasy pink", for pete's sake.

I believe in the vernacular, we're crackas.

As in, "Crackas be like, 'I say sweetheart, why don't we go to that restaurant by the river, where they serve that fabulous salmon? Then we should take in a show at the theater.'"