Can I carry this????

[dennishoddy]

The fact that someone other than me still calls diagonal cutters "dikes" makes me

I call em my lesbians.

 

[Mr10mm]

There is so much fail in this comment.

Why you say that? The police let him ride in their car, they may have even let him turn on the siren.

 

[BadgeBunny]

hahaha!

This is like old skool OSA!

I like it!

and I f-ing mean it!

Ditto!!

This thread is so full of win!

You wanna trade those cuffs for a slightly used cat-0-nine tails?
heh.....

If it is only "slightly used" you are not doing it right ...

 

[gsarg]

I call em my lesbians.