You got two hands...
The first one matches your thong.
You mean the black leather one? With sequins? I loaned it to you for that drag queen competition you were gonna enter and you never gave it back.
Depends on what you're having. Blued with beef, stainless with chicken or pork.
If you're going somewhere that a sidearm might really come in handy, carry the Ruger. If you have little need for a functioning handgun, the Colt is the right choice.
Take a brace!
I never wore it, it was way tooooooo SMALL
