I am pretty sure you have been reading a satrical news site.
This is in the about the author at the end.
This is in the about the author at the end.
About Aaron Smith (6 Articles)
I was a member of the first graduating class at Harvard University in 1642. I was cryogenically frozen and brought back to life in 1981. I can speak gibberish in 18 different languages and often carry on conversations with myself in all 18.