Need a pencil????
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I will sign it with my $1250 Cartier fountain pen.
Bro. Haze, as we lunch on bravado and bull s#%t, we should definitely reflect upon our arrogance and just how deceptively we will engineer the legal tortures we intend for Mr. Miller. He will be overcome with the insignificance of our legal acumen. I predict that despite his terror at the legal fantasy which we will craft for him, he will be so amused by our utter incompetence, that he will beg us to rub his feet. Our skill is truly pathetic.