Chuck Norris & The Kennedy Assassination

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Chuck Norris went back into time and prevented the Kennedy assassination by stopping the bullets with his beard. JFK was so amazed his head blew up.

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I'm just gonna be a killjoy here I guess. Since I've been on this forum, this is the third or so time this joke has come up.

I'm pretty positive you(and I) weren't alive when Pres. Kennedy was around, and weren't there for his policies, successes or failures, so what's the purpose of making a joke about an assassination? Regardless of what the man did during his time, we can't do anything about it since we weren't alive then.

I'm all for Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm pretty sure even he is probably disgusted by this one.

If you're destined to continue, though, branch out and make them for Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, as well as the 8-11 other Presidents who had attempts on them. At least maybe you'll learn something on the road to bad humor. Maybe they could even be thrown in the LOLz thread.

D1K mode finished, ensue the flame and comments about what a whinea$$ I am for supporting the Presidential offices right to life.
 

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I'm just gonna be a killjoy here I guess. Since I've been on this forum, this is the third or so time this joke has come up.

I'm pretty positive you(and I) weren't alive when Pres. Kennedy was around, and weren't there for his policies, successes or failures, so what's the purpose of making a joke about an assassination? Regardless of what the man did during his time, we can't do anything about it since we weren't alive then.

I'm all for Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm pretty sure even he is probably disgusted by this one.

If you're destined to continue, though, branch out and make them for Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, as well as the 8-11 other Presidents who had attempts on them. At least maybe you'll learn something on the road to bad humor. Maybe they could even be thrown in the LOLz thread.

D1K mode finished, ensue the flame and comments about what a whinea$$ I am for supporting the Presidential offices right to life.

Calm down, it's a joke..
 

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I'm just gonna be a killjoy here I guess. Since I've been on this forum, this is the third or so time this joke has come up.

I'm pretty positive you(and I) weren't alive when Pres. Kennedy was around, and weren't there for his policies, successes or failures, so what's the purpose of making a joke about an assassination? Regardless of what the man did during his time, we can't do anything about it since we weren't alive then.

I'm all for Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm pretty sure even he is probably disgusted by this one.

If you're destined to continue, though, branch out and make them for Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, as well as the 8-11 other Presidents who had attempts on them. At least maybe you'll learn something on the road to bad humor. Maybe they could even be thrown in the LOLz thread.

D1K mode finished, ensue the flame and comments about what a whinea$$ I am for supporting the Presidential offices right to life.
This was funnier than the joke, which was also funny.
 

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That's fine. I just don't see the hilarity in a dead guy.

I'm not that much into disrespecting the Commander in Chief, regardless of how bad he is, but I guess it just got pounded into my head for a few years.

Strangely enough, I am calm about my views of respecting the dead. Maybe a walk through Arlington, standing near his grave, would be another appropriate place for the joke.
 
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