My grandfather had some good ones:
Colder than a well diggers ass.
Fatter than a wagon dog.
Colder than a well diggers ass.
Fatter than a wagon dog.
Harder than a wedding prick.
" It's a good thing I'm sober "
Ready as a policeman's billy club.
Don't know s**t from Shinola.
Don't know s**t from wild honey.
Don't know come here from sic em.
Don't know s**t from Shinola.
Don't know s**t from wild honey.
Don't know come here from sic em.
Nuttier than squirrel turds.
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Sweatin' like a whore in Sunday school.
Hotter than a $2 pistol.
Harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Sweatin' like a whore in Sunday school.
Hotter than a $2 pistol.
"you must've thought it, cause you didn't have time to go to sleep and dream it".
"there you go thinking again when you're not used to it".
"colder than a witches tit in a brass bra".
"slicker than snot on a brass door knob".
"so scared you couldn't drive a toothpick up his ass with a sledge hammer".
"there you go thinking again when you're not used to it".
"colder than a witches tit in a brass bra".
"slicker than snot on a brass door knob".
"so scared you couldn't drive a toothpick up his ass with a sledge hammer".
Busier than a $2 whore.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
Hotter than a sheriff's pistol.
Be on you like a duck on a June bug
I'll build a boot shop in your butt
Be on you like a duck on a June bug
I'll build a boot shop in your butt
Hotern a two peckered goat smellin ath in a pepper patch.
