I didn't have you because you were cute, I had you because child labor is cheaper than hired labor ... Get with it!
Now don't go pulling any boners* tonight.
What are you doing lying there like a dumb dildo**?
*apparently used in lieu of the word "mistake".
** apparently used in lieu of the word "idiot".
I've heard my parents use both of these in our younger days. Honestly.
What are you doing lying there like a dumb dildo**?
*apparently used in lieu of the word "mistake".
** apparently used in lieu of the word "idiot".
I've heard my parents use both of these in our younger days. Honestly.
I've been busier than a whore on nickel night
Slicker than a minnows dick
What do you have against thinking
Run like a striped ass ape
Slicker than a minnows dick
What do you have against thinking
Run like a striped ass ape
Whenever I had the nerve to ask Dad why we were doing something or why he gave me what I thought was a meaningless task he would say,...
Don't worry about the mule goin' blind son,.... Just load the wagon.
Now in my 40's with kids of my own,... That saying is pure brilliance to me.
Don't worry about the mule goin' blind son,.... Just load the wagon.
Now in my 40's with kids of my own,... That saying is pure brilliance to me.
Ima use this one, lol.
J. B. took most of mine. I think his grandpa was my grandpa's cousin.
"Safe? You're about as safe as a catfish at a fish fry."
"I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
"Safe? You're about as safe as a catfish at a fish fry."
"I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
Can't pound sat in a rat hole.
