"He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
Gag a maggot off of a meat wagon
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I'll be on you like white on rice.
I'll be on you like stink on s**t.
I'll be on you like stink on s**t.
Get your sh*t together or we'll be having a three-legged race to the ER to get my boot removed from you ass.
Richer than Ben Gumm
Jiminey Christmas!
Jiminey Christmas!
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow.
Neater than a skeeter's peeter
Mites on a chicken's @$$
Happy as a puppy with 2 peckers
A brick short of a load
His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
Mites on a chicken's @$$
Happy as a puppy with 2 peckers
A brick short of a load
His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
