Ken Curtis was awesome! I had the old 8x10 with his autograph as well, years ago. I saw him several times as a youngun...usually at country rodeos in Texas!
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Ken Curtis was awesome! I had the old 8x10 with his autograph as well, years ago. I saw him several times as a youngun...usually at country rodeos in Texas!
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JB, you need to take up Cowboy Action. There you get to dress like Festus, and shoot the same guns he shot!
Festus has offered to buy Doc a beer with a silver dollar that he earned from shoeing horses.
Doc: Why don't you take that money and invest it in something? Why don't you do that?
Festus: Invest it in what?
Doc: There's wonderful land values outside of Dodge. Now why don't you go out there someplace, look around, and buy yourself a lot?
Festus: A lot of what?
Doc: A lot! A lot of land!
Festus: Well fiddle, I cain't afford to buy a lot of land. You probably could the way you've been a-bilking and a-gouging...
Doc: Oh, hush up! I'm trying to help you, for heaven sakes. It doesn’t cost a whole lot to buy a little lot.
Festus: What do ya mean it don't cost a whole lot to buy a little, or a whole lot to buy a lot, what do ya mean?
Doc: Well, I mean... a little lot of land!
Festus: But there ain't no such a thang. A little's a little, and a lot's a lot, there ain't no little lot, or lot of little, don't ya see? Now you want that beer or don't you?
Doc: No I'm... I'm all worn out.
Festus: ( Shouts to Doc as Doc walks away) If you change your mind me and Newly will be over at the Longbranch having a whole lot of little beers!
Doc: Why don't you take that money and invest it in something? Why don't you do that?
Festus: Invest it in what?
Doc: There's wonderful land values outside of Dodge. Now why don't you go out there someplace, look around, and buy yourself a lot?
Festus: A lot of what?
Doc: A lot! A lot of land!
Festus: Well fiddle, I cain't afford to buy a lot of land. You probably could the way you've been a-bilking and a-gouging...
Doc: Oh, hush up! I'm trying to help you, for heaven sakes. It doesn’t cost a whole lot to buy a little lot.
Festus: What do ya mean it don't cost a whole lot to buy a little, or a whole lot to buy a lot, what do ya mean?
Doc: Well, I mean... a little lot of land!
Festus: But there ain't no such a thang. A little's a little, and a lot's a lot, there ain't no little lot, or lot of little, don't ya see? Now you want that beer or don't you?
Doc: No I'm... I'm all worn out.
Festus: ( Shouts to Doc as Doc walks away) If you change your mind me and Newly will be over at the Longbranch having a whole lot of little beers!
Ig may BE Festus. Think about it.
My wifes family showed cattle at the Americaan Royal in Kansas City and Festus was doing his mule act as part of the entertainment. Curtis kept coming to the barn to visit with them all the time because they were Hagans. Very nice guy.
Um, I don't know.
Festus was always showing up at Del Monico's with no money and a sad face waiting for someone to buy him a meal.
Same thing at the saloon. Always getting a free beer courtesy of Doc Adams.
He was likeable enough but kind of a leecher. Must have been a Democrat.
