I couldn't resist . Taco bell serves bourbon?I'm the same. Several of us retired guys meet every Thursday over lunch to discuss how the world should really be ran using our infinite knowledge.
When server asks what to drink, just reply tea. Then they have to go into the sweet or unsweet diatribe.
They are just working for a living trying to get it right for the customer, so always say unsweet and smile.
Oh, one more. It's actually became a challenge and amusement to the folks we RV with.
I like a lemon with my bourbon and sprite. Invariably, it comes with a lime. Not lemon, especially in deep south Tx or in a Mexican Restaurant.
Come to find out the correct pronunciation for lemon in Spanish is limon. So, all that time they are thinking I'm asking for a lime.