Famous, or infamous, things your parents said.

[Chuckie]

One time when I was a teen and not in a very pleasant mood towards my Dad, he told me something I will always remember:

Anyone can be an a-hole . . . the hard part is getting through life without acting like one!

 

[Glenee]

if a man don't use his head, he might as well have two a$$holes.

 

[SoonerP226]

One of his philosophical sayings, “We get too soon old, and too late smart.”

My dad said “by the time you’re old enough to really understand the game, your body is too old to play it anymore.”

My mom would say “it’s about to be butts aflame!” when we’d just about driven her “screechin’ ‘round the bend.” Like @TerryMiller ’s mom, she didn’t wait for Dad to get home to take care of business. She could really play the cans with a wooden spoon…

 

[BlackRifle]

My Dad would say, "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's something I don't like.

 

[GeneW]

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

If you want to dance, you've got to pay the band. (deeper meanings than you might think)

Say what you mean, mean what you say. And when you Say, don't be mean.

 

[1911DA]

One of em told my cousin Tripod it's a good thing ya have a big dick cause your sure short on brains..........

 

[okietool]

You’re gonna be my slave.
My dear ole step daddy.
It didn’t happen. His dumbass crashed his plane not too much after that. But not before he stole my ‘61 bubble top.

 

[ForsakenConservative]

My dad had many, some of my favorites…….
”If you think sex is a pain in the a$$, you’re doing it wrong!”
”You can’t rape the willing…..”

 

[CHenry]

Dad said, anyone who doesn't make mistakes sometimes, isn't doing anything at all

 

[Snattlerake]

I just remembered one. Dad, "Every time you have sex before marriage, put a bean in a jar. After you are married, try to empty the jar, it has never been done."