Farmer Eaten By His Own Hogs

[RidgeHunter]

We need to make sure ignernt don't get any hogs.

 

[Blinocac200sx]

I'd rather hunt a bear with a knife than a hog with a rifle.

 

[been]

sad

 

[dru]

Paging Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter report to the thread please. But seriously, if you slaughter the pigs and then eat the bacon, does that make you a cannibal? Also, would you feel the need to dispose of the hog's waste over the next few days in a more dignified manner than usual?

 

[druryj]

i hate freakin hogs.

 

[ArGyLe64]

The thing I love about the article is how an anthropologist was brought in to try and determine the cause of death. That's impossible to do based on a set of dentures and maybe a finger or a toe there. I guarantee the anthropologist showed up and said, "Really? See you guys later" and then he walked away.

 

[ronny]

My Grandpa used to threaten to feed me and my cousin to the hogs. We weren't completely sure whether he was serious or not.

 

[AKguy1985]

Hogs will eat anything if they are hungry enough. Anybody watch Hannibal?

 

[CHenry]

Hogs will eat anything if they are hungry enough. Anybody watch Hannibal?

That was the first thing I thought of!

 

[caojyn]

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

I love the movie Snatch