Bwahahahahaha! to all of that~
MMMM! Deer Chili!!!! and Deer jerky!!! Now you've got me craving deer meat!
It's lunch time!
Dang. It sure is quiet on the thread. sigh . . . . . .
The sun will come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun
tomorrow tomorrow I'll Love ya tomorrow
tomorrow is just a day away . . . . . . . . .
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun
tomorrow tomorrow I'll Love ya tomorrow
tomorrow is just a day away . . . . . . . . .
The Ostrich
>
>
> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
> waitress asks them for their orders.
>
> The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich,
> 'What's yours?'
>
> 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be
> $9.40
> please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
> change
> for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A
> hamburger, fries and a coke.'
>
> The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
>
> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the
> waitress.
>
> 'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
> salad,' says the man.
>
> 'Same,' says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
> on the table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.. 'Excuse me,
> sir.
> How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
> every time?'
>
> 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
> found
> an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
> wishes.
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
> put
> my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
>
> 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a
> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
> as long as you live!'
>
> 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
> money is always there,' says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
>
> The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick
> with
> a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'
>
>
>
> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
> waitress asks them for their orders.
>
> The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich,
> 'What's yours?'
>
> 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be
> $9.40
> please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
> change
> for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A
> hamburger, fries and a coke.'
>
> The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
>
> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the
> waitress.
>
> 'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
> salad,' says the man.
>
> 'Same,' says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
> on the table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.. 'Excuse me,
> sir.
> How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
> every time?'
>
> 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
> found
> an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
> wishes.
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
> put
> my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
>
> 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a
> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
> as long as you live!'
>
> 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
> money is always there,' says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
>
> The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick
> with
> a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'
>
blahaha
I'm a dear.
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