Ted needs to run. In all the debates he should should answer every question with old song lyrics. When elected, every State of the Union address should open with him stating "Anyone who wants to get mellow, can turn around and get the f**k out of here, alright.", and close with him playing all 16 minutes of Hibernation through a huge stack painted like the American flag.
If you wouldn't vote for that, you're a commie.
If you wouldn't vote for that, you're a commie.