Growling Wife...

[Perrone]

I'm sitting in bed unable to sleep as usual and it sounds like my wife is growling. Her allergies are getting almost as bad as mine lately and I'm trying not to laugh to loud as to wake her up....That's all...

Any of your significant others make weird/funny noises when they sleep?

My ex-wife used to snore so bad I'd have to elbow her in the head to get her to shut up....

 

[jbarnett]

I recorded my wife snoring one time and played it for her.
She didn't believe it.
I would upload it but she would kill me. lol

 

[Zombie]

I'm sitting in bed unable to sleep as usual and it sounds like my wife is growling. Her allergies are getting almost as bad as mine lately and I'm trying not to laugh to loud as to wake her up....That's all...

Any of your significant others make weird/funny noises when they sleep?

My ex-wife used to snore so bad I'd have to elbow her in the head to get her to shut up....

I am sure that was the reason for that....you sure it wasn't something else?

you are in bed early...but bout to be on my way that way myself

becky says I snore and do some deep heavy breathing that annoys her

 

[Perrone]

I recorded my wife snoring one time and played it for her.
She didn't believe it.
I would upload it but she would kill me. lol

Lol I won't ask you to upload it. I know how those wives can be

I am sure that was the reason for that....you sure it wasn't something else?

you are in bed early...but bout to be on my way that way myself

becky says I snore and do some deep heavy breathing that annoys her

Bah, Wife is a lil drunk and wanted to go to bed. Plus I made her lay in the shower for a while to relax so she's passed out now. You know me, I don't sleep worth a crap. Just trying to keep myself busy and I figure if I sit in bed maybe I'll get tired

 

[mhphoto]

My wife's actually a perfectly polite sleeper, but I curse like a drunk sailor being taunted on the worst night of his life. According to her I like swearing at the ceiling fan. I don't recall a bit of this...

 

[4play]

I stayed up all night once to see if I snored and of course I didnt. I can verify the wifey snores and sometimes bad. I am sure glad I dont ( see above )

 

[Roadking Larry]

Wife snores like a over loaded 18 wheeler laying hard on the jake brake.
Our dog rattles the whole house when she snores
When both of them get going I lock 'em both in the bedroom and take the couch.

 

[Soulman]

My wife sounds like an octopus screaming........if it could scream of course. Out of this world sound.

 

[surjimmy]

I have slept with foam ear plugs for the past 13 years, no joke. You might have her try a Nettie Pot, they are great for allergies.

 

[nofearfactor]

I have slept with foam ear plugs for the past 13 years

20 some years myself cause I sleep during the day.

Im glad me and my wife are on different schedules- shes a day person and sleeps at night and Im a nightowl who sleeps during the day- so I dont have to sleep back in the bedroom with her except on weekends. She snores like a freight train and shes just a lil thing. Im a big ol boy and I know I snore but I cant hear my own snoring for her snoring,and I can hear her snoring thru my ear plugs. What I do when I do have to sleep back there is,we have a big azz California king sized bed so I get as far away as I can,we have the TV on and she has to have a fan blowing on her making some noise on her,then my little Boston comes in and he always has to sleep near me so he gets in between us. And he snores louder than both of us,which some how drowns her out then all I can hear is him- and apparently the pitch of his snoring doesnt bother me as much as hers and I go right to sleep. Bizarre but true.