When I turned 40 I told my wife that since I'd reached my mid-life crisis I either had to buy a sports car or have an affair. I figured she'd take the better of two options and I'd get a sports car. I thought it was bullet proof!I told wifey when she turned 40 I was going to trade her in on two twenty's. Her reply, "Honey, you aren't wired for two twenty."
She just said, "Well... we can't afford a sports car, and YOU can't afford an affair."