Iffin I twernt marreed, Ide mite hav tah get me sum ov that thar Festivas lovin. I wunderz iffin wez relationed.
Yikes! That's a good way to give a feller a heart attack... 
No, those are feets of Gargoyles.
Or zombies...
Where’s bean?
Geezus H Christ-mas!!! She even gave that bikini stretch marks!!!
If it weren't for the tattoos...
That comment just told me your not a new member, but one in the past that has resurfaced.
Time to fess up.
