How 'bout a hot cup of Joe...

[Glock 'em down]

I'll just leave this here...
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and no, I don't know where this is or I'd be living nextdoor!

 

[O4L]

I'm drinking black Kamodo Dragon coffee and eating a large buttery cinnamon roll as I read this thread.

 

[Birdseed]

I am a coffee snob, I really don’t like weak and tasteless coffee. I do like hot Krispy Kreme donuts, you could 6 of the dang things in a heart beat, not good for old fat diabetics.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

If you're trying to kick the coffee habit, just remember that old saw about Juan Valdez's donkey disgracing himself on the coffee bean plants.

Woody

 

[dennishoddy]

One of my drillers liked coffee so strong no one else would drink it so as a compromise he made “normal” coffee then put some Folgers Crystals in it to tighten it up.
The crew was busy one day and the pot ran dry. New guy always makes the coffee right? The new guy came to him and said “I can’t find any coffee.”
He told the new guy “ there’s some in my locker.”
New guy “ how much do I put in ?”
“Fill it to the ring around the basket .” This is a 40 cup peculator.
In goes the entire 16oz jar.

No one could drink it.

Ahhh. Morning tour rig coffee.

When I was stationed at Ft Leavenworth Ks, I worked the 12 hour night shift for a couple of years.
There was a huge 100 cup coffee machine in the dayroom for all the office workers, and visitors. By 6pm when I showed up what was left was so burned that one could smell it in the lobby, so my first order of business was to shut that coffee pot down and get out a 12 cup that the night shift guys used so we could keep fresh coffee brewing. About 10pm or so I'd go back into the dayroom and smell that 100 cup back on again. Finally had a guy come from the other side and said he preferred the old coffee to new coffee as it was stronger. Couldn't stand the smell of that crap.

 

[Glock 'em down]

When I was stationed at Ft Leavenworth Ks, I worked the 12 hour night shift for a couple of years.
There was a huge 100 cup coffee machine in the dayroom for all the office workers, and visitors. By 6pm when I showed up what was left was so burned that one could smell it in the lobby, so my first order of business was to shut that coffee pot down and get out a 12 cup that the night shift guys used so we could keep fresh coffee brewing. About 10pm or so I'd go back into the dayroom and smell that 100 cup back on again. Finally had a guy come from the other side and said he preferred the old coffee to new coffee as it was stronger. Couldn't stand the smell of that crap.

Sludge...I've drank it.

 

[turkeyrun]

A buddy carries a jar of Folgers crystals in his lunch bag. About once an hour, he eats a tablespoon full.

I'm not that tough.

 

[Glock 'em down]

A buddy carries a jar of Folgers crystals in his lunch bag. About once an hour, he eats a tablespoon full.

I'm not that tough.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Oh man ... I LOVE that song. Nobody has a voice like Don. Reminds me of a fella I used to date. He was one I could have stayed with the rest of my life but wasn't meant to be, I guess. Hope he is good and has found everything he ever wanted.

 

[THAT Gurl]

I like my coffee so strong it shows up on a drug test!

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Yessir!!