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Tell your wife that chocolate is made from cocau, which has a natural anesthesia in it that calms the lining of your stomach. That's also why women love chocolate, it eases the tremendous stress that they experience from having husbands and children.I’m now mildly lactose intolerant, but milk never bothered me up until my mid to late 30’s. I’ve never tried to pinpoint what brand of milk is worse for me, but Swamprat’s observations are interesting.
One observation I’ve made that my wife doesn’t believe is that if I add chocolate syrup to milk or ice cream I don’t have stomach issues.
I totally made all of that up, but if you make it sound like you're complementing her, maybe she'll buy it.
Sounds like a simple case of lactose intolerance. It's not even considered an allergy but merely an intolerance. That's why lactase pills and lactose-free milk/ice cream/cheese can be sold over the counter.
I can't believe I clicked on this thread title, but it hooked me.. lol.
I used to drink a lot of milk when I was young, but all those anti malaria drugs they loaded me up with in Afghanistan changed that. I found out real quick that I couldn’t have dairy. In the 12 years since I’ve gotten a little better, I can eat cheese or ice cream in moderation, put cream cheese on my bagel, eat Mac and cheese, but I can’t do milk. I can’t even tell if milk is bad anymore, because it always smells spoiled to me.
Yep, try the lactose free, shelf like in about 4 times regular milk.
As you age, a lot of people begin to have issues digesting milk. It happened to my dad. But interestingly enough, the author of the blood type diet claims the only blood type that has no issues with dairy are B's. Dad was a type O. Goat and ******* milk are supposed to be more digestible to humans in general. But up until they began to make these lactose free and A2 milks, you could still take the right kind of digestive enzymes and cheat a bit with dairy. In my opinion, the worst thing you can do is drink low fat or fat free milk. It should be consumed as close to the natural form as possible. Full-fat dairy is known to ward off diabetes too.
I can corroborate this Braums claim. Any other kinda milk I drink gives me the magic ability to **** through a screen door.
Speaking of milk. Have any of y’all tried that milk from Luther, OK. I forget what farm it is that sells it. I bought a gallon at a little restaurant in Arcadia last year. That was some fantastic stuff.
I don’t have a Braums close to me in TX, but I’ll be stopping in Blackwell on the way up tomorrow to buy a half gallon of this A2 milk to try. I will be reporting back. 
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