The shells make my azz hurt...I may be a p***y
You know you will try it now.
Toughen up. We don't need your whiny ass cryin on here. Toughen up or we'll leave you behind.
Turtle eggs hurt my beehind, deal with it and leave me TFA.
If we go out for breakfast I want mine over easy with lots of bacon. If I fix them at home I scramble them with potatoes, sausage, green chiles, and lots of cheese.
3 or 4 over easy or 4-6 whites with 2 yolks scrambled with butter. Used to drink half a dozen or so raw eggwhites in my glasses of chocolate milk in highschool during football and wrestling before I started drinking protein powders.
Eggs Benedict at my moms house or in a restaurant that serves it.
Eggs Benedict at my moms house or in a restaurant that serves it.
5 or 6 at a time with some cooked dead animal on the side.
Buddies always gave me crap when we'd do early morning breakfast and I'd ask the waitress to add 2 or 3 more eggs to the platter.
Over easy/medium at a restaurant - pot scrambled with black pepper at home.
Up until 2 weeks ago when I had a heart attack I liked my eggs sunny side up, 2 or 3 at a time, accompanied by a couple of sausage patties and 3 or 4 strips of bacon all piled on top of a mess of fried 'taters with bacon bits, onion, bell pepper, tomato and cheddar.
Now - well - I like 'em in my dreams...
Now - well - I like 'em in my dreams...
Unfertilized...
