I tried rubbing dirt in it

[dlbleak]

That’ll buff out

 

[CHenry]

nice stitch work, I couldnt do it.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Ouch! I feel your pain. I can't play with sharp things anymore. I wound up at the urgent care around the corner 3 times in one week right after they first opened up. OMG the jokes when I showed up for the 3rd time.

 

[Istandalone]

Soak it in diesel fuel. Oops too late

 

[Big House]

You literally have DR next to you.

 

[2busy]

Feather moss and mustard root poultice

 

[Perplexed]

Paper towel and scotch tape.

 

[okcBob]

I hope you’re right handed. Nothing worse than butt wiping with the wrong hand.
Don’t ask me how I know

 

[MR.T.]

You need dirt AND electrical tape.

Duct tape

 

[SoonerP226]

I hope you’re right handed. Nothing worse than butt wiping with the wrong hand.
Don’t ask me how I know

There is something worse. When I was a kid, a teenager down the street broke both of his collarbones in a skateboarding accident. He couldn’t feed himself, he couldn’t go to the bathroom by himself, he couldn’t do much of anything by himself.

Can you think of anything more embarrassing for a teenage boy than to need your mom to help you go tinkle, or worse, wipe your butt?