I tried rubbing dirt in it

[SoonerP226]

But that didn't workView attachment 473906

Just wash it with some gasoline and wrap it with paper towels and electrical tape.

Just remember that the smoking lamp is out.

 

[okcBob]

Ouch. I broke my R hand playing baseball in my 20’s & had a cast for 6 weeks. Never got used to L hand wiping. Both collar bones must have been intolerable

 

[2busy]

I hope you’re right handed. Nothing worse than butt wiping with the wrong hand.
Don’t ask me how I know

Lots of practice left handed. Broke right arm 3 times, surgery on right elbow 2 times and right shoulder surgery once. It still doesn't get any easier.

 

[TerryMiller]

Lots of practice left handed. Broke right arm 3 times, surgery on right elbow 2 times and right shoulder surgery once. It still doesn't get any easier.

Not that I've ever used one, but in such a case as yours, I'd be calling a plumber to install a bidet.

They even make "attachments" that can be added to one's toilet seat. Some (with the right plumbing) will spray with warm water.

https://www.brondell.com/simplespa-eco-advanced-bidet-attachment-with-single-nozzle/

Check out the optional photos to the left of the one first pictured.

 

[2busy]

Not that I've ever used one, but in such a case as yours, I'd be calling a plumber to install a bidet.

They even make "attachments" that can be added to one's toilet seat. Some (with the right plumbing) will spray with warm water.

https://www.brondell.com/simplespa-eco-advanced-bidet-attachment-with-single-nozzle/

Check out the optional photos to the left of the one first pictured.

Since I'm the plumber, electrician and mechanic on all my stuff I'm not looking for a remodel.

 

[retrieverman]

Vetericin from Atwood’s or Tractor Supply with heal it up pretty quick.

 

[turkeyrun]

Super Glue is the way to go on a cut like that.

ER and Clinics like sutures because it qualifies for surgery charges on insurance.

 

[Preacherman]

A few years back I had a grinder w/a cutoff wheel get away from me.

 

[undeg01]

Hey, Tim. Is it too soon to ask you to help me put my barn up when you are done with yours???

 

[SoonerP226]

Hey, Tim. Is it too soon to ask you to help me put my barn up when you are done with yours???

Dunno; based on his last few posts, I'm thinkin' you can't afford the Worker's Comp insurance premiums...