I tried rubbing dirt in it

[BillM]

Hey man, I'm just going to throw this out there... whatever you did to get that? Yeah, don't do it again.

Channeling Bob Newman: "STOP THAT!"

 

[Birdseed]

Dang, that has to be hurting, gonna leave mark , also. Dang man, super glue or urgent care! Dang!

 

[dlbleak]

Dirt didn’t work to well for me…..

Forehead flap procedure? I was looking at that possibility last year. Missed the need for it by ‘that much’.

 

[DRC458]

My Dad swore by axle grease.

 

[sherrick13]

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good, that is best left to the guys that do that everyday

 

[1Mudman]

IODINE, 2 POPSICKLE STICKS AND SOME TAPE, COTTON PREFERRED BUT ELECTRICAL OR DUCT UNTIL YOU GET TIME TO GET SOME.

 

[jtmcglothin]

Not that I've ever used one, but in such a case as yours, I'd be calling a plumber to install a bidet.

They even make "attachments" that can be added to one's toilet seat. Some (with the right plumbing) will spray with warm water.

https://www.brondell.com/simplespa-eco-advanced-bidet-attachment-with-single-nozzle/

Check out the optional photos to the left of the one first pictured.

A sawhorse with some carpet stapled to the top would be adequate for most of the members here.

 

[Chris Hayes]

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At least you were wearing your work boots and a hard hat!

 

[TerryMiller]

I see working man's hands there. And I'm finding that the "usual dings and dents" that I get are getting bigger and bloodier as I age. I'll be 69 just after the middle of next month. That's not really old, is it?

No.

I'm only 78 and don't really feel old. I also know at least two men in their 90's that are still up and about and going places. One of them is fixing to drive out to North Carolina to visit family.

 

[Glock 'em down]

No.

I'm only 78 and don't really feel old. I also know at least two men in their 90's that are still up and about and going places. One of them is fixing to drive out to North Carolina to visit family.

Hell, I'm only 56 and I feel like I'm 100.