A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked - “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later!"
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked - “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied and pointed - “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said - “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun replied - “I understand completely.”
The soldier added - “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Iraq either!"
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked - “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied and pointed - “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said - “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”
The nun replied - “I understand completely.”
The soldier added - “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Iraq either!"
