Just in time for Christmas, porch pirate revenge.

[NightShade]

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I think the local tv stations need to have something like this to drop off in the pirate hot spots so they can shame the pirates good. I would imagine that the police would also want the info so they could go pick them up. But I know having a news crew come to my home after picking up the package and asking me why I stole something and then putting it on the news would make me want to quit doing it. Probably also alert the whole neighborhood about who the local scumbag is.

 

[Snattlerake]

I like this a lot. I wouldn't have been so nice in my selection of material to spread about the room. Fleas, bedbugs, lice, crickets.

 

[dennishoddy]

Saw a news report the other day where a lady filled her box with dirty diapers, and assorted trash, then put it back out on the porch for one of the porch pirates to steal.
It was stolen, and she got rid of some trash. Brilliant!

 

[NightShade]

Yeah, I bet they liked that load... Another good one would be to get some of the fake grass stuff from around Easter and toss that in a place that is roach infested. Then box it up and let someone have a nice load of that as well. The roaches seem to like the stuff and will hide in it. It looks like a set of chicken livers that are full of maggots once they infest. While I was in Lawton there was a woman there who moved out and left her apartment a total disaster area and that is how I learned they liked the stuff. Drop a brick in the box and pack it in and they will probably think it's packing material or something. End up with an infested car or house.

Another one to try is leave some eggs outside for a few months over the summer and let them get good and gassy. Pack them in a box in such a way that when it's opened they break and release the smell of rotten eggs.

 

[Tanis143]

I like this a lot. I wouldn't have been so nice in my selection of material to spread about the room. Fleas, bedbugs, lice, crickets.

This one is more your style:

 

[NightShade]

Sadly since it has some sort of explosion it could be called a little more harmful and if something goes wrong who gets in trouble. Maybe having some sort of an air cylinder that causes a bag to burst in a certain way but it could be considered like setting a trap inside your home for a potential criminal.

 

[dennishoddy]

Stink bomb for the win. Glitter gets into the eye of the thief and you get sue'd.

 

[DRC458]

Do you remember the trash collector's strike in New York City years ago? People were wrapping their trash up to look like gifts and leaving them in the back seat of their unlocked cars to get stolen. It worked.

 

[BobbyV]

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I think the local tv stations need to have something like this to drop off in the pirate hot spots so they can shame the pirates good. I would imagine that the police would also want the info so they could go pick them up. But I know having a news crew come to my home after picking up the package and asking me why I stole something and then putting it on the news would make me want to quit doing it. Probably also alert the whole neighborhood about who the local scumbag is.

I remember his video from last year . . . it was epic.

This year I think he outdid himself.

 

[BobbyV]

Speaking of just in time for Christmas.