My joke of the week:

[PastorDude]

How do you get an OU grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

 

[billet93]

How do you get an OU grad off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

lmao, good one

 

[thehunted]

funny

 

[Danny]

Why did T Boone pay thousands of dollars to rip out the old astroturf and plant natural gas in Pickens Stadium?

So the OSU cheerleaders would have a place to graze.

 

[Danny]

Why is Pistol Pete such a good representation for OSU grads?

Because he fires blanks too.

 

[Kingmarine]

LMAO... These are all good...

 

[Danny]

What happens on October 31st, where everyone dresses up and goes door to door begging for candy?

Halloween, of course! Any other day of the year it's OSU grads.

 

[MBowman325]

I unintentionally had my girlfriend's little one responding "criminal" to the boomer sooner mating call.

 

[257wby]

Why did T Boone pay thousands of dollars to rip out the old astroturf and plant natural gas in Pickens Stadium?

So the OSU cheerleaders would have a place to graze.

Ya um...OK

 

[stroker-c10]

Q: Why do OU football players have to eat their cereal on plates?

A: Because they keep losing their bowls.