My joke of the week:

[TheSanDiegoKid]

Ya um...OK

I don't have a dog in this fight, but the ou cheerleaders seem... "husky" [Broken External Image]

 

[HMCS(FMF)Ret.]

I went to a philosophy class at OSU. We were sitting in a big auditorium and the professor addressed the class. The professor say's "Class, every year I start my class by asking the same set of questions as an ice-breaker." How many of you have ever seen a ghost? Half the class raises their hands. OK, how many have ever felt a ghost....1/4 of the class raises their hands. Finally, how many have had sex with a ghost? One guy in the back raises his hand. The professor calls the student to the front of the class and says, "In all my years teaching you're the first student that has said he's had sex with a ghost"....the student replies, Oh, I'm sorry proffessor....I thought you said a goat!!!!

 

[Hawgman]

Ya um...OK

If you look real close I think you can just make out an adam's apple.

 

[TerryMiller]

Why did T Boone pay thousands of dollars to rip out the old astroturf and plant natural gas in Pickens Stadium?

So the OSU cheerleaders would have a place to graze.

So, based on the bolded part above, either the OSU cheerleaders graze on natural gas.....

.....or we have an OU poster who can't spell GRASS.

Then again, it could be an OSU fan masquerading on here as an OU fan just to create such an illusion.



Forums need to have spell check, grammar check, and mind reading built in.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

I went to a philosophy class at OSU. We were sitting in a big auditorium and the professor addressed the class. The professor say's "Class, every year I start my class by asking the same set of questions as an ice-breaker." How many of you have ever seen a ghost? Half the class raises their hands. OK, how many have ever felt a ghost....1/4 of the class raises their hands. Finally, how many have had sex with a ghost? One guy in the back raises his hand. The professor calls the student to the front of the class and says, "In all my years teaching you're the first student that has said he's had sex with a ghost"....the student replies, Oh, I'm sorry proffessor....I thought you said a goat!!!!

ROFLMAO

 

[RWS]

an OSU student was workin on his farm on the north bank of the cimarron. an OU student and his girlfriend came up on the south bank and started to mouth off. after awhile, the cowboy had enough and said, "one more wise crack and i'm coming over there, stompin a mudhole in you, and having my way with your girlfrind. the girlfriend got all excited and prodded boomy to continue. naturally, the sooner couldnt keep his mouth shut anyway, so the cowboy swam the river, whipped the sooner, drew a circle in the sand and told the sooner to stand in the circle till they got done. after they were done, the sooner was standing in the circle laughing. the cowboy said, "what are you laughing about, i just whipped you, and had sex with your girlfriend." and boomy says, "yea, but while you weren't lookin, i stepped out of this circle 3 times!"

 

[RWS]

If you look real close I think you can just make out an adam's apple.

seriously? or maybe wishful thinkin?

 

[The Cleaner]

PHARMACOLOGY 101


The trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.
Aleve is
also called Naproxen.. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil

is
also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered

were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for
use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just

a good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by
the
name of: MOUNT & DO..



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky
****s and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with
them.

 

[Perplexed]

Ya um...OK

Dang. She's rocking those abs, alright!

 

[gearys 5600]

Lol..