Butt naked, loaded, chambered with it's little Tritium eyes glowing in the dark!
One on each nightstand, along with a couple extra full mags, flashlight also on each side of the bed, shotty just a few feet away, unlocked safe also pretty close with a large number of loaded AR mags.
If our house gets broken into again and it's on my way, they aren't getting away without a LOT of ventilation. I want one of those 10-round mags for the shotgun.