Actually I am afraid the humorless screeners would not think it was funny. They decided to pat Jenn's leg down when we flew earlier this year. The screener turned out to be One of Jenn's students the prior semester but the guy watching everyone work was pretty annoyed when she and Jenn were chatty and friendly.
Hey, whatever you do, don't mention you know me. I test those people, so that'll get you the "extra special screening"! LOL
I'll try to begin contacting everyone as soon as I work through the weekend's events tomorrow morning. Glad to see a healthy response.