OH MY GOD!!!! You gotta read this.

[6shooter]

OH Shiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LightningCrash]

When I was a kid in school, the term was "Stick a rubber hose up your nose." When did that morph into "Stick a rubber tuber up yer pooper."???

"Wrap it before you tap it."

These guys took it the wrong way.

 

[caojyn]

In college, we did the dry ice and everclear thing. It worked, but wasn't very fun.

 

[caojyn]

"Wrap it before you tap it."

These guys took it the wrong way.

Keg stand!!!!

 

[waltham41]

I cant beleive I am the first to ask the all important question...... "Did they all use their own hoses, or did they ___GAG__ share?"

 

[Honey Badger]

How do you explain that to your kids someday.....

"Kids when I was your age I used to stick a rubber hose up my Keester and ..........."

 

[UnSafe]

"...the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville Police Dept spokesman Darrell DeBusk said Monday in a statement. "

Someone didn't pass Anatomy and Physiology.

Drink alcohol and most of it is absorbed in your stomach and first few feet of small bowel (A little amount can be absorbed via mouth, throat and upper esophageal mucosal surfaces). The alcohol is carried to the liver, which does it's job and tries to break it down. Obviously, the first pass through doesn't break it down much and the alcohol takes a ride to the brain and does what it does best.

Stick it in your rectum, vagina or inhale it with an asthma type nebulizer and it's absorbed directly into the central circulation, bypassing the initial pass through the liver/ portal system. Get drunk quicker and with less volume. WooHoo!