OH! Nooooooes! 2012 is Coming!

[Werewolf]

Dec 21'st, 2012 is just a bit over a year away.

Lots of, shall we say gullible, oh hell lets just call a spade a spade and say that there are lots of whack jobs in the general population who think the world is gonna come to an end when the 21st of Dec rolls around.

None of 'em seem to know how or even why but they be convinced.

So, during a slack period and just for fun I made a list of ways the world might end on that magical day.

Here it is. By all means add your own or comment on these.

1. Obama loses election, goes mad, pushes THE BUTTON.
2. Obama wins 2012 election ('nuff said)
3. JB oganizes a successful coup - President for Life - reeducation camps open
4. Asteroid Strikes the planet - Dinosaurs welcome mankind to the afterlife
5. Yellowstone super volcano erupts
6. Global Plague
7. AntiChrist Rises from the Depths - Armageddon/Ragnarok
8. Global Economic collapse - anarchy reigns - gunnuts - well - go gun nuts
9. Space Aliens invade - the large green gooey kind
10. OU goes Pro - wins the Super Bowl
11. Zombie Apocalypse - head shots don't work
12. Scientists prove that the Universe resulted from GOD losing a bet with his wife
13. Dinosaurs return from vacation - THEY are PISSED!

So...


Pick your favorite and embellish or add your own.

 

[Old Fart]

Nothing happens............I know, but it might.

 

[cjjtulsa]

All of the above, except #1 and #2, which can't both happen. I say he loses (but doesn't push the button), and we can add "angry Obama-bots riot and attack" to the list as well.

 

[grizzly97]

All the planets align and the gravitational pull either slams the moon into the earth or pulls/pushes the earth too close to the sun and we all fry. I'll be holding a "Going Away" party that night as well.

 

[WTJ]

JB is discovered to be the front man for the NWO's plan to turn OK into a giant re-education center......wait, mebbe it already happened...

Are we supposed to be here doing this? Who said?

 

[kinggabby]

One that is not on the list. My wife actually lets me be right for a change and I get all happy and explode in a world ending fireball.

 

[Hump66]

I guess I need to hurry up. I'm a little behind schedule on my nuclear powered robot super army.

 

[kinggabby]

I guess I need to hurry up. I'm a little behind schedule on my nuclear powered robot super army.

A little behind? You have two bolts and a bunch of toilet paper with scribblings on them.

 

[HMFIC]

I'm scheduling everything important that I don't want to do for Dec. 22nd.

 

[Hump66]

A little behind? You have two bolts and a bunch of toilet paper with scribblings on them.

What can I say? I do my best work on the john. Taking the bolts out of the bottom of it however, is proving to be a bad idea.