I dreamed last night that instead of a malignant, criminally aged cynic, I’m now a world renowned Neurological Diagnostician and Remote Surgical Specialist. I firmly believe that I can diagnose cerebral pathological conditions that are the root cause of potentially dangerous ideologies and narratives and I’m endowed with the legal power to have patients involuntarily apprehended and held for remotely guided emergency neurosurgery.
Based on the innate skills and legal authority with which I believe I’m endowed, I hereby order that all those individuals who took part in the conception, development, dispersal and implementation of the idea and the approval of the Olympic Committee’s policy which allows biological men to compete fairly with biological women, should immediately be apprehended and quarantined. Once a suitable garbage dump or foul inner city bus station is chosen for emergency surgeries and a sufficient number of vagrants from the streets, or prisoners from the drunk tank in the nearest jail are obtained to perform the procedures, I will need at least one hour notification so that I can get adequately intoxicated before giving the instructions to the surgical team.
I predict that once these critical surgeries are complete, the world will be on track to become a much saner place….
Based on the innate skills and legal authority with which I believe I’m endowed, I hereby order that all those individuals who took part in the conception, development, dispersal and implementation of the idea and the approval of the Olympic Committee’s policy which allows biological men to compete fairly with biological women, should immediately be apprehended and quarantined. Once a suitable garbage dump or foul inner city bus station is chosen for emergency surgeries and a sufficient number of vagrants from the streets, or prisoners from the drunk tank in the nearest jail are obtained to perform the procedures, I will need at least one hour notification so that I can get adequately intoxicated before giving the instructions to the surgical team.
I predict that once these critical surgeries are complete, the world will be on track to become a much saner place….
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My solution is is stop holding the Olympics because:
Waste of time and money
Totally political now days
Totally about sexual orientation
The talking heads are full of bovine species
And who really cares anymore
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