Poetry

[Stan Upchurch]

Has there ever been a poetry thread here? Well I'll start: This is the first poem my dad taught me.

Mary had a little lamb.
Whose fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She rode a BUS.

How about you guys?

 

[COZICAN]

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
so is maple syurple.

Roger Miller

 

[amadera]

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet,
so is maple syurple.

Roger Miller

I'm the seventh out of seven sons,
My pappy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun...
Dang me!

 

[TwoForFlinching]

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything is black.

Stevie Wonder

 

[HMFIC]

Thirty days hath Septober
April, June, and no wonder
All the rest have peanut butter
Except Grandma, and she can't ride a bike anyway.

 

[rhodesbe]

Here I sit,
my cheeks a'flexin.
Giving birth
to another Texan

 

[Spata]

Rosalina, a pretty young lass
Had a bruly magnificant ass
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass

 

[Seedy]

Now I sit here
broken hearted
Tried to ****
but only farted.

 

[4play]

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Wait... nevermind.

 

[saddlebum]

roses are red
violets are blue
i could use another beer
how bout you?