Powerball

[CHenry]

I would donate it all to the Federal Government to pay towards the debt.
Its the right thing to do isnt it?

 

[MLRyan]

I just bought the winning ticket.

Oh no! I was hoping they wouldn't sell it until I got mine.

 

[CHenry]

Oh no! I was hoping they wouldn't sell it until I got mine.

Sorry, I'll give everyone on OSA a $20...

 

[yukonjack]

Gee whiz. Can't take bad humor?

I mean this is OSA after all.

Keep religion out of it and it's all good.

 

[CHenry]

Gee whiz. Can't take bad humor?

I mean this is OSA after all.

Just ignor him...dont feed him.

 

[CHenry]

I read somewhere that a large majority of people who win big money like this are divorced, broke and face down in a gutter drunk within 5 years. Seriously.

 

[KOPBET]

I read somewhere that a large majority of people who win big money like this are divorced, broke and face down in a gutter drunk within 5 years. Seriously.

Well in that case I won't have far to go!!

 

[kd5rjz]

I don't know that I would convert to Mormonism. Keeping 1 woman happy is hard enough.

Nah, with Mormonism you just get multiple crappy boring wives.



That said, you guys realize the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math, right?

 

[338Shooter]

don't worry, the lottery will do that for you.

Not if you collect the winnings via a trust.

 

[CHenry]

That said, you guys realize the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math, right?

Exactly.
Winning the lottery: 75,000,000 to 1 odds.
Getting struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1