A SENIOR'S DRIVER'S LICENSE
A man was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by afairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driverout and sat her on a lawn chair.
My goodness he exclaimed, you are quite old to be driving!
Yes she replied, I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and handedit to him. He took a scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in thewastebasket. You won't be needing this anymore,he said.
"So I thanked him and left.
A man was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by afairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driverout and sat her on a lawn chair.
My goodness he exclaimed, you are quite old to be driving!
Yes she replied, I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore. The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and handedit to him. He took a scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in thewastebasket. You won't be needing this anymore,he said.
"So I thanked him and left.
