Single Guinea Pigs.

[golddigger14s]

Switzerland: Hey USA what kind of problems are you having in the US?

USA: Oh the usual, widespread corruption, inflation, rising gas prices, protesters burning down half the country, you know the usual stuff. How about you guys?

Switzerland: OMG it's out of control! We have single Guinea pigs! Thank god they passed a law to make it illegal to only have one.
(you can't make this stuff up)

Why it’s illegal to own only one guinea pig in Switzerland

Switzerland has a series of laws in place to protect animals but the most peculiar legislation is related to guinea pigs — and why it’s illegal to own just one, reports said. Guinea pig…

nypost.com

 

[Rez Exelon]

Guinea pigs by and large are social critters. Not all, but by far the majority.

 

[GnometownHero]

My grandaughter had a guinea pig named Gus. Every day I took him out and put him in a clover patch and put a big clear tote over him to prevent him being hawk bait. Fattened him up pretty good. He was a pretty happy guinea pig. Watched a show about Ecuador and some tasty lookin guinea pig dishes they do there. Got me to thinkin about a big pasture full of fat guinea pigs and a big smoker full of guinea pig sausages...
Should I be ashamed?

 

[Rez Exelon]

They are tasty --- lots of little bones to work around though

 

[Snattlerake]

From the article.

Swiss Fishermen are also required to take a course on humane fishing before they’re allowed to start angling.